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Pictured: Cover Art for “Somebody’s Watching Me” (Single) (Released in 1984) (via Motown Records)
Spooky Dooky! I’m Jacob “The Howling Beast” Braybrooke, and I felt obliged to write your new daily blog post about something at least loosely related to the holiday formerly known as All Hallows Eve, because it’s always my day-to-day pleasure to write up about a different piece of music every day! If I’m honest with you, I’m an Ebeneezer Scrooge when it comes to Halloween. For one thing, what actually is it that we are even celebrating? For another, it’s not exactly like we’re able to dress up in silly costumes and go to parties, or beg strangers for sweets at their doorstep, in the first place, this year really. However, at the very least, it does give us the chance to take an in-depth look at a fun track that we can associate with all things Spooky Dooky. It’s a track that many people often mistakenly believe was performed by Michael Jackson. I give you – Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me” from 1984. This track was a Paranoia-themed radio hit that managed to reach #6 in the UK Top 40 Singles Chart. It was released on the world-renowned Motown label, and it was the lead single from Rockwell’s debut studio album of the exact same title. People often believe the track was credited solely to “The King Of Pop” because of vocal similarities to Rockwell – and Rockwell is the alias of Kennedy William Gordy, who is the son of Motown CEO and founder Berry Gordy. Kennedy was close friends with the Jackson family when he was growing up in the music industry, and so he enlisted the aid of Michael and Jermaine Jackson to perform backing vocals on the track. So, it’s technically true that Michael Jackson was a credited performer on the track – However, he is not the main credited artist to it. Ironically, let’s watch Rockwell perform his global radio hit below.
“Somebody’s Watching Me” also made a very memorable appearance in the Pilot episode of US crime drama TV staple “Miami Vice”, where undercover police officer “Rico” Tubbs performs a striptease routine to it in a nightclub. As you can see from the Twilight Zone-inspired music video, the track had a decent impact on popular culture of it’s time in the 80’s. It turned out to be a one-hit wonder for Gordy though, unfortunately, and so you could say it’s a pity that nobody was listening to him, rather than watching him. Musically, it’s a punchy and humorous take on the 80’s-Schlock B-movie horror film in mainstream pop music form, with Gordy fearfully crooning: “I’m just an average man with an average life” and “I just want to be left alone, in my average home” with a delightfully screeched delivery. Jackson comes in on the chorus, singing: “I always feel like somebody’s watching me” and Gordy chimes in with “And I have no privacy” and “Who’s playing tricks on me” on top of a catchy Synth-Funk instrumental with a tinge of polished New-Wave guitar riffs. A few cascading backing vocal effects are present in the chorus, and the breakdown sees further questioning of paranoia for Gordy when he sings: “When I’m in the shower/I’m afraid to wash my hair” and “But, can people see me on the TV, or am I just paranoid” with a bizarrely old-English sounding accent, over the top of the jovial toy keyboard notes and the tingling little Synth riffs that permeate through the track on top of a typical two-step drum beat. There is a very clear emphasis on the Rock instrumentals for the song’s instrumental backing beat, but the very contemporary 80’s synth and keyboard combination is done quite well. The lyrics perhaps don’t show a lot of progression in the narrative, but the chorus is catchy and memorable. I think that most people would probably agree that Rockwell’s abilities were limited, but it’s still a fun novelty single that was nudged towards the public eye (or ear) by the guest inclusion from one of the world’s most instantly recognizable voices in music. It also shows how far surveillance has come in a way. It’s charming and good enough for me.

Pictured: Rockwell (Kennedy William Gordy) with Michael Jackson (1984) (Photo via RollingStone.com)
Thank you for reading my melodically devilish new blog post! I’ll be back tomorrow with another special post – as it marks the time for a new entry in our Scuzz Sunday series, where we dig out an ancient relic of the Emo-Rock or Pop-Punk genres, from between the late-1990’s until the mid-2000’s. Let me tell you – It may just be The Best Song In The World! If you really liked what you just read, why not follow the blog to get notified when every new daily post is up and why not like the Facebook page here?: https://www.facebook.com/OneTrackAtATime/



















