After hearing this, I hope ‘The Goddess’ will be proud! It’s time for your new blog post!

Pictured: A still image from the official music video for Bowling For Soup’s “Alexa Bliss” (2020)
Good night to you, Jacob Braybrooke here! It’s 10:00pm (in the UK) and I’ve made it back home safely from an SRA Training Day for the student media committee members at Universities in the East Midlands, so I’m a little bit exhausted and I’m ready to get my Pyjamas on, but before I do – I need to write about your daily track on the blog, as promised. Today’s track is a new emo-rock anthem from the well-established American punk group Bowling For Soup, known for 00’s mainstream chart hits such as “1985”, “Girl All The Bad Guys Want” and “High School Never Ends”, with the 4-piece still adding new and popular tunes into their extensive back catalogue this far into their career. Their latest in a long stream of hits is a bizarre, over-the-top tribute to the WWE women’s wrestler Alexa Bliss, who was the first female competitor to hold both the WWE Raw Women’s Championship and the WWE Smackdown Women’s Championship. As an avid fan of the one true sport, I jumped at the opportunity to feature it on the blog. Let’s watch the video for “Alexa Bliss” below.
A fairly unexpected ode to one of the most consistently entertaining women on the entire WWE talent roster, Bowling For Soup’s “Alexa Bliss” is a fitting, gloriously tongue-in-cheek and heavily pop-oriented tribute to Bliss – and it’s a song that I expect any fan of the Goddess to get a real kick out of it. The video is a homage to the 1985 cult classic comedy film, “Weird Science”, but in this case, it’s a digital recreation of Bliss that comes to life and hangs out with two young boys for the rest of the day… When they should be at school! The track instantly reminds me of The Mountain Goats’ 2015 alt-folk ballad “The Legend Of Chavo Guerrero”, in the case that it offers subtle pokes at the history of Bliss’ career in the WWE, referencing her heel (“villain”) run: “She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers/Some say they hate her but they just don’t get her” and “Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught”, as well as referencing their own material: “Her favourite songs Girls All The Bad Guys Want” and “She’s got a pet pig Larry Steve and he’s so smart”. The main vocal hook goes: “Why can’t every girl be like Alexa Bliss?/How could a chick on TV make me feel like this/She’s got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss/And it’s like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold”, which is repeated over a formulaic refrain of commercial guitar riffs and heart-pounding drum beats, which add more accessibility to the relatively niche lyrical matter and more comedic quirks to the playfulness of the tone. Overall, the pop-punk melodies are fairly basic and the track doesn’t really say anything over than Hey, Alexa Bliss is really cool, but I think this really adds to the over-the-top nature of the record and even I have a soft spot for a bit of cheese now and then. It’s very sweet.
You can also read my thoughts on “High School Never Ends” as part of my special “Scuzz Sundays” feature of blog posts here (don’t forget to check out this week’s edition): https://onetrackatatime.home.blog/2019/09/29/scuzz-sundays-bowling-for-soup-high-school-never-ends/
Thank you for reading this post! I’ll be back tomorrow with a look at a new track from a Canadian Electronic Dance band who drop an F-bomb in their name, meaning that I’m not allowed to say it properly on my radio show – it also features the former touring bass guitarist of Tame Impala, who now fronts his own Australian psychedelic rock band! If you really liked what you just read, why not follow the blog to get notified when each new post is up and like the Facebook page here?: https://www.facebook.com/OneTrackAtATime/https://www.facebook.com/OneTrackAtATime/



















