I once thought I saw Shaggy shoplifting the Pick and Mix in the cinema. It wasn’t him!

Pictured: Shaggy appearing on “Good Morning Britain” (2020) (Photo Credit: Ken McKay/ITV/REX)
Good Morning to you! I’m Jacob Braybrooke and it’s another day which means that it’s another time for me to get typing up about your daily track on the blog, because it’s always my day-to-day pleasure to write up about a different piece of music every day! We’re almost exactly a month out from Christmas Day, and so Jamaican Reggae producer Shaggy, of all people, has been spreading the festive cheer with his new Christmas album, “Christmas In The Islands”, which came out last Friday via BMG Rights Management. It certainly is one of the most random new album releases of recent memory, and it’s tricky for me to comprehend why it exists in the first place, but here we are. Mind you, Mariah Carey has made $42,954 in royalties for ONE DAY of Spotify Streams alone for “All I Want For Christmas Is You”, so I can’t say I really blame him for wanting to get in on that big bucks action. It seems like a lengthy LP collection too – with 16 tracks featuring guests such as Ne-Yo and Joss Stone. The first single to come from the new yuletide album is titled “Ragamuffin Christmas”, and it features Shaggy’s pals Junior Reid and Bounty Killer. Let’s press play to the festive track below.
Shaggy tells us in the publicity release: “Since I was a child, I can remember seeing tourists flock to Jamaica during Christmas time for some sun, fun, rum and great parties”, adding that he hopes the new release will “transport listeners and share how we celebrate Christmas in the islands” as he hopes to embody the Jamaican culture into one Christmas-themed record, giving us another reason to believe that it’s a thing besides needing a bit of cash. It is quite difficult for me to know where to start with this one, to be honest. It seems like Shaggy has been throwing everything that he has on one of those Casio keyboards that you used to play around with in secondary school. The introduction is led by some kind of sonic loop that evokes the sound akin to a whining cat, with “It’s christmas time” being the only decipherable lyric, before Shaggy drenches the vocals of “It really feels like it’s a ragamuffin kind of Christmas” in heavy auto-tune effects. Junior Reid delivers the Hip-Hop verses with a fairly fine flow, while Bounty Killer lurks around in the background for much of the song, just to add the odd “Christmas” shout or “Shaggy” trademark with a high-pitched voice. The track is polished off by a Sleigh Bell melody towards the end, with a Rave honk intersecting each of the rap verses from Reid and Killer. I sadly couldn’t find any of the lyrics for “Ragamuffin Christmas” online, and I didn’t have much better luck in trying to decipher them for myself. Is it any good? Well… no. I think we could all agree that it’s absolutely terrible, with lyrics that are inaudible, production that is messy in all places, and sound effects that don’t give it a very modern feel. However, it’s not really awful in a way that angers me. Instead, I think it’s funny. It makes me snigger and giggle nearly the whole way through it. I find it absolutely hilarious that “Christmas” is the very basic outline to even justify why it exists, and the concept of “Ragamuffin Christmas” is passively amusing. The entire song seems to be built purely around the basis of this though, and I’m not really sure if I’m supposed to not take it seriously. Either way, It did really make me laugh. This has no credibility from a technical standpoint, but I had a a laugh at it. I quite like how completely random it is.

Pictured: Cover Art for “Christmas In The Islands” (LP) (Released on November 20th, 2020) (via BMG)
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