
Pictured: Marc Bolan (from T-Rex) in a rare photoshoot (Date n/a) (Photo Credit: Roger Bamber)
Good Morning to you! This is Jacob Braybrooke, and now is the time for you to relax, sit down and slurp your warm Gingerbread Latte as we continue our ‘Countdown To Christmas’ with yet another daily track on the blog, seeing as it is always my day-to-day pleasure to write up about a different piece of music every day! As a legendary Glam Rock band who were inducted into the Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall Of Fame last year, T-Rex were a group of 70’s Psych-Rock icons – led by the famous English guitarist and poet Marc Bolan – who barely need any introduction from me. However, their yuletide anthem – ‘Christmas Bop’ – is a very different story. Despite my greatest efforts in researching the track’s rich history for this here entry on the blog, it remains to be one of, if not, Bolan’s most elusive records and I couldn’t pinpoint the song’s exact origins to a clear place. A popular story goes that Bolan originally recorded it in 1975 and he planned to release it with ‘Metal Guru’ and ‘Telegram Sam’ as a triple single on Vinyl, but that first iteration of the record was never released or printed because it was withdrawn due to Bolan’s fears of plagiarism, since he was mindful that EMI had experienced prior problems with George Harrison’s ‘My Sweet Lord’ due to similarities with Ronnie Mack’s ‘He’s So Fine’, however two of the labels that would have been pressed for the release have circulated around and sold at auction in November, 2004 for £896.00 as an antique. Rate Your Music also have a ‘Marc’s Christmas Box’ release of the original triple single dated for 1996. There is also another variation of the single in existence because it features some awful alternative cover artwork, where Marc is playing his guitar on a stage. Furthermore, it was also re-released as the ‘T-Rexmas’ EP by Bolan Boogie via Bandcamp in 2011. Therefore, I am thankful that we have YouTube in modern times to find the audio through. Check out the rare record below.
Another interesting fact about ‘Christmas Bop’ is that a small snippet of the track, featuring the backing vocals from his real-life girlfriend Gloria Jones, briefly appeared on a commercial for the US shop Target in 2011. ‘Christmas Bop’ was also, apparently, also included on 1994’s ‘Messing With The Mystic’ compilation of unreleased singles, as well as T-Rex’s ‘The Best Of The Unchained Series’ similar compilation dated for 1997. Bolan and his associated Children Of The Revolution may not seem like the most likely champions to back a Baby Born doll, but when it comes to advertising something like a giant LEGO dinosaur, it’s as logical a choice as any. Switching back to the task at hand, ‘Christmas Bop’ is a fairly conventional festive pop/rock crossover by usual standards. However, it noticeably pulls in some of the Disco and Soul ideas that Bolan was picking up from his girlfriend Jones at the time. It doesn’t lean into the darker influences of T-Rex’s discography, and it reminds me of The Beatles ‘Twist & Shout’ in the way that Bolan attempts to invent a new dance move for casual listeners to associate the music with. “T-Rexmas” is an amusing lyric, while he also commands us to perform actions like “Get on your silk jeans/And your space shoes” and “Hey baby, lend me your ear/Christmas time is drawing near” to give the vocals their warm, upbeat and involving character. While it may sound like Bolan is aiming for primary school disco’s by my description, he luckily embeds some instrumentation that feels more eclectic than your bog-standard 70’s Christmas song into his assortment of sounds. Therefore, it still feels more like a T-Rex song in essence than a Pop song that Phil Spector would have likely been producing. The hazy, fragmented Synth riff that bounces above the choral backing vocals is a highlight of the song because it makes things feel a little wonky in the best way. It was also nice to hear some raw vocals and Surf-like guitar rhythms that reminded me a little bit of The Avalanches since Marc’s vocals sound like something that Australian duo would sample among their hundreds of unreleased recordings. Although a little forgettable, ‘Christmas Bop’ is still a good alternative to the annualized yawners from Elton John or Paul McCartney with its mix of rarity and nostalgia. Despite studio issues, it is a well-produced Psych-tinged effort.

Pictured: Cover Artwork for “Messing With The Mystic” (LP) (Released In 1994) (via Edsel Records)
That’s enough of my ‘Bopping’ to Bolan for today! Thank you for continuing to support my content daily on the blog, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a post that has an air of sadness to it. That’s because it will be our last regular installment of ‘Scuzz Sundays’ until the beginning of January, as I have something special planned for December. To end the series on a high note, we’ll be looking at a well-known single by a mid-90’s Alt-Rock group whose frontwoman was vital to Black British music history.
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