A joke from comedian Sanjeev Kholi to start: Where does Jona Lewie do his Christmas shopping? – Debenebenhamnams, Debenemenhams, Debenhamnams, Debenhams, Debenemanhams! Happy Bank Holiday weekend to you – It’s time for your daily post!

Pictured: Cover Artwork for “The Best Of Jona Lewie” (2002) (via Metro Recordings) (from http://www.store.hmv.com)
Have you eaten enough chocolate yet? I’m Jacob Braybrooke, it’s Easter Monday, and I’m writing about your daily track on the blog, as it’s my day-to-day pleasure to do so! This Bank Holiday Monday, we’re going to take a look at Jona Lewie, a Southampton-born rock singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist who is perhaps best known for his christmas classic, “Stop The Calvary”, which was released in 1980 to a lot of commercial success and it still receives plenty of airplay on the radio around the festive season each year. However, instead, we’re going to give one of his other tracks to spice things up a bit. After all, John Peel said: “The next record you play could be your favourite” and I LIVE BY THAT! It goes without saying that “You’ll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties” also went down as a commercial hit, but it’s much more based around the Blues and New Wave genres than his Christmas Cracker. The single was taken from his “Bureaucrats” B-side, a double single release. The track reached #16 on the UK Singles Charts and it stayed on the chart for 11 weeks, but it actually found it’s greatest success in New Zealand, where it reached #3 in October 1980 and stayed on the chart for 17 weeks. The backing vocals were originally thought to be recorded by Kirsty MacColl, of “Fairytale Of New York” fame, but Lewie has since told us that they were recorded by the two wives of the co-owners of Stiff Records. But, MacColl would sing the backing vocals in live performances. Let’s have a listen below.
More or less seen as a one-hit wonder, Jona Lewie proves that he deserves a lot more recognition than that on “You’ll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties”, a cerebral and methodical, Progressive Synth-Pop anthem that feels definitely early 1980’s. Delivered in a clear cut, dry talk-speech accent, Lewie warbles: “I’m no good at chatting up and always get rebuffed/Enough to drive a man to drink, I don’t do no washing up” over a studiously layered synth rhythm which stutters and washes over Lewie’s bemoaning of his bad luck with the ladies in a tuneful sense as the three-minute duration goes on. At a mid-way point, the synth lines breathe for a slick keyboard riff interlude, a short instrumental section that emphasizes on the humor of the lyrics, despite it’s barren, almost bleak, pitch. Lewie concludes: “At last I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me/We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way”, as the synthesized beats convey a more upbeat tone and the vocals seem a bit more melodic, though the production is still very minimalist. It sounds very alike to Ian Dury & The Blockheads in it’s tone and structure, with a smart and comedic, yet very alternative and calculated, sonic direction. The lyrics are cold, but the narration progresses to the vibe of an almost The Specials-esque British Ska-Reggae Skank, which adds a kinetic energy that makes the track feel melodic enough to count as a synth-pop record, although it feels slow-paced and a bit grim in a few ways. Overall, I think it’s all good fun, though. This track represents a wise level of individuality and intellectualism that has really been lost in pop music as the decades have gone on. If you’re lucky enough, you may find it playing in the kitchen at parties!

Pictured: Cover Artwork for “On The Other Hand… There’s A Fist” (Released on 1st June, 1978) (via Stiff Records)
Thank you very much for reading this post! I hope you enjoyed it! It’s back to normal tomorrow as Easter Tuesday isn’t a thing, but as I’ve been writing about a lot of new music lately – we’ll look at a vintage delight instead! This track comes from an American 5-piece family group who began their own, monumental, sampling legacy with their fifth album, “There’s A Riot Going On”, released in 1971! If you really liked what you just read, why not follow the blog to get notified when each new post is up and like the Facebook page here?: https://www.facebook.com/OneTrackAtATime

















